PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.

Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

Oh shitta

Derived from the Portuguese it’s like saying oh shit it’s usually used when frustrated or upset or surprised

“Hey bro I just stepped in dog shit this morning”

Response: Oh shitta, sorry to hear that.

by Skitzee123 October 2, 2021

shower shitter

someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.

Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.

by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022

Scottish Shitter

A reference to building house plots on the game " Manor Lords " wherein a house plot tapers down slowly on one end to spoof the placement of an outhouse that is seen on every house plot thus placing the " Shitter " an unreasonable distance from the house. It is as if a man would have to tread through the highlands just to take a shit.

That's so far to walk it's practically a Scottish Shitter.

by OutermostGold October 3, 2022

i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.

Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.

by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013

Off the shitter

Something that is really really good. Like better than awesome.

Last night was 'off the shitter' ; this coffee is off the shitter

by Clumsy Solider April 27, 2016