shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.

When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

shifter

Your arsehole.

Guy 1: dude, whats that smell

Guy2: sorry man, those beans I had made my shifter sneeze

by chongo November 2, 2013

shifty

(n.) Slang for a shift supervisor. Used as to not confuse them with a manager, as corporate hierarchy must always be well noted.

Customer: Are you the manager?
Shifty: Yes, how can I help?
Employee: You're no manager, you shifty!

by Sovv J September 18, 2009

shifty

the act where a black individual is acting suspiciously and has beady eyes. they are usually concealing something valuable.

ben: yo, kumbi is actin all shifty today.

lewis: i swear my vcr has gone missing recently.

ben: zots!

by the unknown character. June 6, 2011

shaftwacker

a female who enjoys giving brains to a male

yo homie that girls a shaft wacker im going to ask her to do me a favor

by Romaine February 2, 2005

shitwee

A.k.a a kiwi.

That brown fuzzy little creature in the produce section of your local grocery.

"Hey Ray Ray, why don't you shut the fuck up, get your lazy ass off the couch, and grab me a shitwee from the fridge"

or

"go ahead, you deserve it, get yourself a shitwee"

by teddy smith March 26, 2008

shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

by Dharvtko February 26, 2014