StaringVacantly

StaringVacantly is "The Final Boss of The Internet", a last challenge for those skilled enough to make it all the way to the end. He's always accompanied by the floating, disembodied head of Mike Vogler, who has taken the position of "Sub-Boss". Together, they destroy all that would oppose them, and even some people who dont'.

"I beat the internet. The end guy was hard."

by Krem January 8, 2005

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

Ball shavings

When a guy's nuts are sweaty and when scratched, skin shavings come off, like sharpening a pencil. Accompanied by a foul odour.

Yo, brotha scratched his nuts hardcore in my bathroom and now my toilet seat has ball shavings on it!

by Hoopah September 27, 2006

Shabing

YES! or ALRIGHT! It is like a word for an accomplishment.

Shabing! I just won the game

by Davi to the D July 9, 2005

shoring

Scoring with a chic that looks like a beached whale.

Last night ended in an epic shoring. There is not enough alcohol to endure that shoring.

by Gracism December 19, 2013

sharking

Doing a backstroke with a boner.

Did you see Greg swimming with a protruding boner? He was totally sharking it!

by seanskiski July 4, 2014

yak shaving

A word used to describe what happens when you are shaving a yak

"What are they doing over there?"
"Son, they are yak shaving."

by basicbadger May 11, 2021