Google scale

A way in which to define the popularity of something, based on how much somebody pays you.

She may be a bitch, but she buys me lots of stuff, so she's a 9 on my google scale!

by Ryen November 4, 2004

benjamin scale

The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin

yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.

by The Word Editor January 8, 2008

Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.

Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail

by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009

cheech scale

an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.

John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply

by sir loafsalot March 25, 2010

The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

the NASA scale

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)

dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!

by earpuller November 22, 2010

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A way of ranking women's attractiveness. If you say she's a 10, shes a bad bitch. If you say she's a 9, shes almost perfect. If she's a 7 or 8, shes pretty good looking. 5 or 6 is average, 3 or 4 is a little on the ugly side, and 1 or 2 is disgusting

Person 1: I just fucked the baddest bitch
Person 2:On the 1-10 female attractiveness scale what was she

Person 3: A 10 man!!!

by usin my real name kassidi September 12, 2016