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Sandwich Spread

Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.

Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Cum Sandwich

Where you cum in between a girl's ass cheeks, and start to eat her asshole out.
Dylan: bro I just had a cum sandwich
John: i had an actual sandwich!!!!
Dylan: nice
by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020
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Sandwich Moment

An empathy-inspiring moment when you witness someone in a lonely, sad, or hopeless situation. Usually when one is down on their luck.
Look at that old man sitting alone in the movie theatre, eating a tuna sandwich he bought from the gas station with the last three dollars of his pension... total sandwich moment.
by Black Bean and Rice November 14, 2012
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poop sandwich

The term "poop sandwch" was taken from the line made famous by Kevin Burrows in the late 1970's. The term refers to a life filled with hard times.
Kevin Said, "Life is a poop sandwich and every day is another bite."
by Fellow Shrew May 12, 2008
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masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.
"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."
by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006
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invisible sandwich

A picture or image of a person or animal with their hands raised toward their face (sometimes with their mouth open) and their fingers open and grasping the air.
by Llama Llama Duck November 30, 2006
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Pussy Sandwich

The act of stacking one girl on top of another stomach to stomach and screwing the space in between or just alternating between their pussies i.e. Pussy sandwich
"Yo Steve I saw you go home with those two chicks last night how did it go?"
"I think I got the clap but hey they let me get a pussy sandwich."
by Lord H August 23, 2011
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