Rule 8008

A rule, that once someone makes a new rule, you must make a new rule on top of that to ridicule or add to that person's rule.

"That rule isn't long enough, it needs more so ima add to it with a subsection A."

Guy1: "Hey that guy just made a witty new additional rule to that other guy's rule"

Guy2: "Rule 8008"

Guy1: "What a boob."

by theinternetsinsevenparts July 1, 2011

Rule 99

A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.

Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*

by infected2321 March 28, 2010

Rule 1701

Anyone who messes with Captain Picard will be killed upon discovery. NO exceptions.

Person 1: lawl, Kirk is soo much cooler than Picard.

Person 2: *gunshot* rule 1701 bitch.

by BrokenThumb September 15, 2009

Rule: 07734

Anything you write will ALWAYS be much cooler if:

1) It's in code.

2) The message/statement is conveyed by unconventional means.

And/Or

3) 1337 is used.

(The rule name comes from writing "Hello" on a standard handheld calculator by pressing 0.7734 and turning it upside-down)

Steve: Man, I want to say 'Hello' to that chick over there... but how do I go about doing such a thing?

Man: Just remember Rule: 07734 Steve.

Man: Your right! *grabs a nearby calculator*

by Neoluigi October 2, 2011

Rule 107

A completely pointless rule that's only purpose is to fill the gap between Rule 106 and Rule 108.

Rule 107 is a completely and utterly pointless rule.

by w00t123 August 2, 2012

Rule 630

Rule 630 is an internet rule that states this: "Every character can be made into a Sailor Moon character. All they need is the appropriate outfit and the word 'Sailor' before their name."

Guy: Yo dude what's this?
Buddy: What?
Guy: Why is Wolverine wearing a skirt?
Buddy: He got Rule 630ed.
Guy: Meaning?
Buddy: He was made into a Sailor Moon character.

by 23976 November 2, 2014

Rule 540

When given the opportunity, you are obliged to engage in sexual intercourse with all nearby cheese graters.

"Wow, cheese graters!"
"Rule 540, man. Rule 540."
"Dammit, Bryan!"

by AnonLollipop August 11, 2016