Somone mentally challenged, brain does not function normally, takes a while to answer questions, is extremely guillable
1. Tom Cruise is retarded enough to beleive in scientology
2. Lukes retardedness crept out and hit me
3. That person is so retarded it took him a minute to tell me the time
2. Lukes retardedness crept out and hit me
3. That person is so retarded it took him a minute to tell me the time
by Will Kelly June 7, 2007
Get the Retarded mug.a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.
Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
by Salad tits cockney June 14, 2007
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Get the retarded mug.some guy: The word "nerdommon" doesn't exist
some other guy: How would you know it doesnt exist?
that first guy: Its just common sense
some other guy: How would you know it doesnt exist?
that first guy: Its just common sense
by The "so amazing" Kyle June 28, 2005
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A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.
A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.
by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011
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dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!
by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013
Get the retarded kitten porn mug.1.)Someone who is less developed mentally, physically, and socially
2.)A word used by many faggots that has become a slang because these idiots use it too much when someone just does something stupid. People who overuse this word should learn better.
2.)A word used by many faggots that has become a slang because these idiots use it too much when someone just does something stupid. People who overuse this word should learn better.
Definition 1: That guy is retarded.
Definition 2: Dialogue: Person 1- What is 12 to the second power
Person 2- Um... I think it’s 140
Person 1- You are actually retarded. It’s 144 (No he isn’t retarded. He just didn’t do as much practice as you did)
Definition 2: Dialogue: Person 1- What is 12 to the second power
Person 2- Um... I think it’s 140
Person 1- You are actually retarded. It’s 144 (No he isn’t retarded. He just didn’t do as much practice as you did)
by Bully free guy May 22, 2018
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