Rip Van Winkled

To awake and find a female's extremely hairy vagina over your face.

"I just got Rip Van Winkled last night, and I still have hair in my teeth!"

by Thumper168 December 1, 2009

Rip and dip

Ripping and dipping is a prison term indicating a fast and furious raping, typically involving ripping off a prisoner's clothing and then "dipping", a euphemism for the act of anal sex.

Sometimes this can be used as a crude way to describe a violent quickie.

You know what they do to punks like you in jail?! With that pretty face? You'll be two days in general population before they rip and dip you.

by overgroove June 23, 2011

rip it up

a cool way tell someone to smoke weed, or to smoke weed yourself

Same as "burn it up"

yo mike, imma go rip it up yo

by Lokando April 24, 2009

rip schnickled

when you're so tore up, that the only way you can explain it is to say that they're rip schnickled. Tore up to the highest extreme.

Damn, that guy just drove 7 miles with no brakes and a fake hip! That guy's tore up rip schnickled!

by Nigga please... November 10, 2005

Rip a J

To have sexual intercourse; typically associated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional sex, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word "sex." The "J" refers to the slang term for vagina: "VaJayJay"

"What did you do this weekend? Rip a J?"
"Hell yeah, man."

by Explosive Potato February 13, 2012

rip rip triple dip

When you flunk a final so hard that you're gonna kill yourself and your grade is gonna take a dip.

Jack: Yeah I found this funny question on the final so I decided to Snapchat it so I could show all my imaginary friends.
Josh: Is your final gonna be nullified.
Jack: Yeah and I can't graduate cause my grades are bad. I'm just gonna kill myself.
Josh: That's a rip rip triple dip Jack.

by gardan huang June 21, 2017

rip and dip friend

Rip and dip friends are one of those friends who would talk to you for a brief period of time and after would disappear from existence. Sometimes they will return to talk to you again briefly so they can be entertained for a bit only to disappear once again.
This usually happens online if you do not talk in person or on the phone on a regular basis. This doesn't exactly mean they are bad friends, just ones you can't be extremely good friends with.

-on AIM:

Jen: YO WASSUP??
Sam: hey wassup? where have you been??
Jen: i've been around. chilling with homies
Sam: that's good. so what's new with u
**15 min. later**
Sam: ur such a rip and dip friend

by MF PETE June 21, 2008