redneck bbq

in springfield, il, when a bunch of hicks sit in their 12 ft x 16 ft backyard right next to peases candy smoking ciggarettes and downing miller lites, grillin crisp black burgers and yellin and yee-hawin about random crap

(two guys walk out of peases and go across the street to buy a coke)
first guy: hey david u hear those guys over there yellin about random crap?
david: yeah thats a regular redneck bbq

by oiewnb.wlj November 6, 2006

redneck olympics

similar to the national olympics but instead of ice skatin' or swimmin' an such, there's sports like hay bale jumpin', mud wrasslin', mud tug-of-war, cow tippin', and frog giggin'.

The ferst round of the redneck olympics was the cow tippin'.

by Simonds July 20, 2006

redneck tech

n. Indian River Community College, in south-central florida. A tech school where he with a mustang GT is king.

What school you going to?
I enrolled at redneck tech.

by Sweetmofugginj April 19, 2005

Redneck Bidet

The act of washing your bum by:

Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.

After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.

by mispamc3 February 6, 2008

teabagging redneck

The term first coined by actress Janine Garofalo, referring to the participants of the U.S. tea party protests against an out-of-control government held on April 15, 2009.

Janine G. (desperate for attention): "This is straight up racism. It's about a black man in office. These protesters are just a bunch of teabagging rednecks."

by MeDavebo September 29, 2014

Canadian redneck

A redneck that possesses all the positive traits of a typical American redneck such as creativeness and handiness, but none of the bad traits such as violence or racism.

Red Green is obviously a Canadian redneck..

by Habanero907 December 7, 2015

redneck rodeo

"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.

"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*

by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009