rectal ants

little balls of cotton cause but rectal sweating found around the anal cavity

Man today was so hot I got rectal ants

by thetruth1000 March 8, 2014

rectal creature

Is someone who is socially awkward, Weirdo.
This phrase is originated in Hebrew - Yetzur Me hatahat
Yetzur - Creature
Me - From

hatahat - The ass

Can be used in a simpler way :
Creature from the ass

Rectal creature is using medical reference for more

sophisticated insult.

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"

by Excel265 June 21, 2014

rectal plunger

The name you give a guy's dick if he fucks you in the ass and then pulls out, after which you take a shit.

God, I was so constipated last night, and then John and I buttfucked, and boy, was his dick a rectal plunger! I took a huge shit right on his face!

by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014

rectal knobbing

When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.

The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.

by truthBtold December 15, 2014

Recardecide

The act of stealing someones car then instantly deciding you want the one next to it.

"hey dude i thought you were going to steal the car over there."
"I did but then i had to Recardecide because this one is nicer."

by SenorFrekle March 7, 2015

rebtarded

being a drunken, retarded, redneck, rebel. You cant seem to grasp simple concepts and you slaughter the written word. Most of what you say is in drunken redneck speak.

That guy drank a gallon of moonshine while watching NASCAR and he swears when he puts up his confederate flag that its not racist, hes rebtarded

by spitfire124 March 30, 2015

rectal virginity

What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.

A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.

by Rahula June 30, 2015