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Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
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Reading

An introvert's sad excuse for life.
Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.

(Tom walks off.)
by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 4, 2020
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The Dom Read

When a gay kid calls out a arrogant kid for being scum in the card game called mafia.
I have the Dom read.

You do?

Yeah kill him!
by mafioso234 February 18, 2010
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Foster Reads

You are the world’s first social media platform that’s by the readers, for the readers, and of the readers.

You enable readers and writers from all walks of life to get together and do what? Just talk books, have real conversations, not text, but talk, just like we used to, back in the day. Discuss characters, plots, messages from non-fiction books, debate history, dialogue mythology, understand politics, review murder mysteries and so much more.

The best part? You help readers and writers from all parts of the world to make real connections, deep, engaging conversation, and profound perspectives with the finest minds, young and old, prolific readers, and the uninitiated seeking out their purpose.
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by voracious_reader November 25, 2021
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Sight reading

When a band performs a piece of music they've seen for the first time and have to listen to each other and adjust on the spot, typically in front of a judge or some form of evaluation.
"Ms. Smith signed a sight reading along with scale test."
by om51406 June 17, 2025
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read that again

A sentence used by pro-Palestinians on X (formerly Twitter) when they see shocking news about the 2023 Israel-Hamas war that pisses them off.
Israel thinks Hamas = Palestine. Read that again.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024
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