Cursed Hot Pocket

A spicy dinner option, but with a twist~ ;)
Choose from flavors such as:
- Nails
- Bam & Bheese
- Obama & Cheese
- Depression
- White Static
- Flintstones Vitamins
- Aquarium Gravel
- The Void

"Come one come all to the greatest dinner option of them all.
Introducing the Cursed Hot Pocket!!11!!!1!"

by Stan Key Bousi June 10, 2020

Hommel Hot Pocket

(Hom•mull)

Noun

1. When a person that enjoys the taste of another person's flatulence.

"That hommel hot pocket was delicious"

2. A rotten odor so pungent that you taste but also enjoy it.

"That rotting carcass had a flavorful hommel hot pocket"

3. Someone that would enjoy eating the rectum of a skunk.

Mike: I'm really sorry but I have terrible gas today.

Matt: Let them fly. I love a good hommel hot pocket.

Mike: Are you serious? I had Mexican food for dinner!

Matt: I love the taste of recycled refried beans.

by Thebrightone24 October 14, 2020

Wait, thats not my pocket

Game in which you slide your hand into someone else's pocket. Wait for them to realize it is your hand in there pocket and say "Wait... Thats not my pocket!"

Thomm was really upset when Jonathan got him with "Wait, thats not my pocket"

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

Mississippi Cold Pocket

Similar to an Alabama hot pocket in which a man deficates in a womans vagina and has sex with said vagina afterwards. The difference is the Mississippi cold pocket is performed on a dead and cold body, preferably a hooker.

Ross just did a Mississippi cold pocket on the dead hooker in the trunk!

by t bone0123456 May 11, 2010

reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is in fact the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. However, the correct, street credible term, is putpocketing.

One of those A.S.P. fools might say, "Some of those damn reverse pick-pocketing pranksters just reverse pick-pocketed me."

by Cousin Ari January 13, 2006

italian hot pocket

When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.

I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!

by Alex Yee v2 February 23, 2009

pocket-dial

When a person's cell phone/blackberry located in a pocket accidentally dials someone, unbeknowst to the person carrying it. The receipient of the call usually receives a very annoying, long and potentially incriminating message.

I swear I didn't call you at 2:30am last night-- my phone must have pocket-dialed your number.

by Luke P November 15, 2005