Punchin' Judy

Female masturbation done without toys or appliances which is spontaneous and unplanned.

I was getting ready to take my girl out the other night, and I walked in on her Punchin' Judy. She said she got bored waiting for me.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

punched onion

An anus that has been fornicated

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."

by chudwilleatyourbaby October 22, 2018

Punched

When you smoke a fuck ton of weed and you’re beyond high.

BRO I JUST RIPPED THE FASTEST BOWL AND I FUCKING PUNCHED RN

by Jaetel the G February 18, 2019

Puncheesey

A cheesey pun

My grammar packets are puncheesey.

by A fourth grader March 25, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Punchin' Judy

The act of performing and/or receiving a hand job with a sock puppet.

My highschool girlfriend and I were one caught Punchin' Judy in the maze of a Chuck E. Cheese.

by Pantseroff Jherkinoff August 11, 2019