Guy 1: hey have you heard Lil pump's new song?
Guy 2: why the actual FUCK would I Listen to that dogshit
Guy 1: cause I'm insecure and need to let people know that I think I have a good taste in music
Guy 2: why the actual FUCK would I Listen to that dogshit
Guy 1: cause I'm insecure and need to let people know that I think I have a good taste in music
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Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
by Misa Violet January 24, 2012
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by AD218 August 28, 2008
Get the Pumper Stoked mug.The phrase 'Pump Turner' refers to an annoying often anonymous individual that turns the head on your bicycle pump's head.
by The Original Pump Turner November 3, 2010
Get the Pump Turner mug.1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.
person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"
person 2 "you took a what?"
*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*
person 2 "you bastard!"
person 2 "you took a what?"
*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*
person 2 "you bastard!"
by god bless atheism November 25, 2010
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Get the pump session mug.Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.
Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.
Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?
by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015
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