Lil pump

The most shit lil boi to exist

Guy 1: hey have you heard Lil pump's new song?

Guy 2: why the actual FUCK would I Listen to that dogshit

Guy 1: cause I'm insecure and need to let people know that I think I have a good taste in music

by Slippery_Anal December 23, 2017

Pump Monkey

A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.

Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.

Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.

by Misa Violet January 24, 2012

Pumper Stoked

The act of being pumped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Pumper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Pump Turner

The phrase 'Pump Turner' refers to an annoying often anonymous individual that turns the head on your bicycle pump's head.

ARGH! Which Pump Turner turned my pump!?

by The Original Pump Turner November 3, 2010

Pumper Decker

1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.

person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"

person 2 "you took a what?"

*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*

person 2 "you bastard!"

by god bless atheism November 25, 2010

pump session

Lifting weights in a vigorous fashion.

Friend - wanna go hang at the bar
Me - no bro I gotta pump session later

by ThotWalk48 June 27, 2014

Pump My Tires

When someone feels the need to speak highly of themselves, to increase their worth.

Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.

Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?

by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015