Party Promise

background - a party
definition - we are not enjoying ourselves

pre-party - ah, this ( the
party ) looks promising, i
think i'll attend . . . .

" this party looked promising, but we are
not enjoying ourselves - it was
obviously not a promise - it must have
been a PARTY PROMISE - . . . . THE
WINE FLOWED MIRTHLESS AND MERRYWISE . .
. . "

by washed April 23, 2005

Promiscuous Leaf Blower

Someone who takes one for the other team, by blowing many gay/straight leaves, depending on their sexual orientation. For example, if you're a straight male you have to blow a gay leaf.

Dustin, you're a promiscuous leaf blower!

by sdkfjnkewjfiwuen August 6, 2009

Empty Promise

Eating while defecating, particularly when planned and intentional

“Did you make a bowl of cereal before you went to poop?”
“Yeah, just a quick Empty Promise”

by PercyP September 24, 2018

palestine promise

When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back

He gave me a Palestine promise saying he won’t break up with me

by Palestine forever March 4, 2021

Party Promise

definition - a brand of instant coffee
background - cheap, powdered "coffee"

" oh, i don't want to give this coffee
party - it's gonna cost the earth. never
mind, i'll give them Party Promise - cheap
but tastes like Rocca Toon. "

by washed 0 April 24, 2005

Provisions

(n) term used to described the stash of food you plan to eat after consuming cannabis

“Which one of us is going to the store to get provisions?!”

by Cocosmom September 6, 2020

Provisive

Providing things all the time

He was Provisive about giving your present to you

by Provisive March 29, 2022