poser

Someone who spends all or most of their time trying to find out whats "cool" or "in". Once they know what is "in" they do it no matter what their personal veiws on it are. Posers usually pose off of what is on MTV or VH1 or their local "hot" radio station, because they think they will be accepted for it. Normally posers also take whatever they are posing off of to an abnormal and unhealthy extreme. Posers change their style to fit what's "cool". They are usually the losers who have a myspace and comment the people who origionally wore the style they pose off of saying "I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!<33" even though they either don't know them, or the origional hates them. Posers often have "myspace pics" or "emo pics" on their myspace. They are often always hated by everyone else they know except their poser friends. Posers also sometimes write and/or talk in "internet lingo" while not on the internet. Most also over use the famous comeback of "your mom".

skater:Hey man, nice board.
poser:Dude, thanks! I bought it last week!
skater:Um... it looks just like mine.
poser:Dude, I know, it's totally sweet, right?!
skater:Uh yeah? What tricks can you do?
poser:I can.. um. Almost do that jumpy-thingy.
skater:Ollie?
poser:Yeah.
skater: *under breath and rolls eyes* Poser.

MYSPACE COMMENT:
Poser:
OMFG, lyke, dude. ok. so i listened to Panic! at the disco lst nite and lyke, OMFG they are so fxqing amzzing! lyke i cnt beleeve it tht thyr tht gooood! lyke im sooo punk/emo nd i ddnt no tht thy wer tht good! but now i DO! anywayzzz i just cmmntd u to say thx 4 tellin me bout thm. I<3U!! cmmnt bak.. kthxbi

origional:
um. When did I tell you about P!ATD? And why are you just finding out about them now? They've been out for like, 2 years now.. maybe 2 and a half.

Poser:
Oh.. i saw them on ur ipod ystrday on da bussss nd i thot id look thm up. thx.

YOUR MOM EXAMPLE:

kid: Shut up, poser. You're fat.
poser: Your mom is fat!
crowd:OHHHHHH!
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
poser: Your mom kicks your ass!
crowd: Wtf?
kid: Wtf? Poser. Shut up.
poser: Your mom shuts up!

by Jessicaa February 20, 2007

anarchist poser

* i need to first clear a few things up: 1- being a teenager doesn't mean that you can't be an anarchist. the belief in anarchy is not limited to any one age group. 2- if you think you must live under anarchy in order to be a true anarchist, you're wrong about that too. anarchy is a belief, not just a lifestyle.

we'll start with the true definition of the word anarchist so that you can understand more clearly:
1. a person who advocates or believes in anarchy or anarchism.
2.
a person who seeks to overturn by violence all constituted forms and institutions of society and government, with no purpose of establishing any other system of order in the place of that destroyed.
3.
a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom.

an anarchist poser is one who thinks that wearing a wrist band with the anarchy symbol on it makes them an anarchist when they truly know nothing about anarchy. why? no clue. other examples of anarchist posers are people who think that anarchy is simply a style. basically, anyone who claims to be an anarchist but does not completely believe that the complete lack of government would be the best thing for us is an anarchist poser otherwise known as a "wannabe anarchist". also, someone who thinks they're anarchistic but doesn't truly devote themselves to the cause can be an anarchist poser, or someone who only claims to be anarchist to fit into a clique, like the "punk" clique.

anarchist poser: i am TOO an anarchist, i mean look at my cool wrist band.
real anarchist: do you even know what anarchy is?
anarchist poser: yeah, it's a brand, right?
real anarchist: ...

by chaoticxkate March 10, 2010

poseur

Someone who trys to be someone they aren`t just to look cool.

Amanda trys to dresses up like a punk person because everyone else is. But yet Amanda likes Avril Lavinge, Newfound Glory, Simple Plan and Good Charlotte.

by The Demented One January 2, 2004

poser

all of these are signs of a poser

1) a kid who does something just because its what everyone else is doing

2) has no style of his/her own

3) does what everyone else does

4) nobody likes them

a kid who starts skating because he started watching viva la bam or rob and big

someone who dresses normal one day and tries to dress like a skater another

POSER

by be be lover February 7, 2009

POSER

Someone who has no personality of their own and follows the fad just so they can follow everyone else and agree with the majority of the group even if they believe in something else.

Most of the people who put their pic under gangsta. People who joined MySpace or anything else like that just because everyone else is unless they joined before it became a "fad" or because their friends wouldn't stop buggin them to join.

by MiZz_HoBo099 August 8, 2005

poser

A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.

1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"

2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"

3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"

4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"

5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."

by Morbidia July 18, 2008

poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser

Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!

by Poguer July 16, 2008