Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.

Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Poor

Whoever doesn't have a private jet is considered poor

HA! You don't have a private jet! You're poor.

by SCRAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAA November 10, 2021

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013

Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand

Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball

by Just pawns July 9, 2021

Racecar poor

You spend all your money on cars. You never leave yourself money for food, but always have money for car parts.

I’m racecar poor I have no money for food.

by I spend all my money on cars October 22, 2023

Poor Man's Style

A drawing on a piece of paper only done with a pen. Only one color, mostly grey, and no other things used. Usually done when the artist refuses to buy other supplies, either not having enough money or just not wanting to cuz he's a greedy bastard.

A:"Why didn't you color it? Or you anything besides your pen for that matter?"

B:"Dude I got the Poor Man's Style of drawing."

A:"So you're just a greedy bastard?"

B:"Pretty much."

by Null, The King Of Nothing December 2, 2017

old poor

A person or group that is accustomed to the life of a poor individual.

Used to differentiate between new poor and old poor.

The primary indicator is the stress level difference between the two, old poor individuals knowingly and easily change to a poor lifestyle with minimal stress understanding the sacrifices that need to be made to pay the bills and are content in the fact that they will likely be out of this state in a month or two.

A “keep your head down and keep moving” attitude associated with low finances.

In “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia,”

Mac: “They’re what’s called “new poor.” We’re old poor.”

by Honey Master August 16, 2021