Politeified

1)It happens when you are on a first date with a person and they are just "so nice" that you are so scared and are convinced they are secretly planning your demise

2) When you are smothered by retail associated at an upscale clothing store because they think your spending tons of money there and kiss up to you HARDCORE

3)When someone you barely know pisses you off, and then it turns out that they were actually really nice and you feel like an ass...

3) When someone is just so nice to you, you are reduced to a state of shock...

"oh my god, he totally politeified me!"

by CatDiva February 5, 2010

Polite Path

An occurrence when one is in a good mood, typically just finishing a good laugh when, suddenly they happen upon an individual they are not on speaking terms with but mistakenly greats them due to their euphoria at that particular time.

Joe was having a good laugh with his team when Jeff, who upset him yesterday, came out of nowhere and was immediately caught in his polite path.

by md278 September 2, 2013

Police bang

When someone bangs on your door so loud, it sounds like the police.

"Why you had to knock on the door so loud Tony? "That sounded like a Police bang!"

by La French August 1, 2014

policebo

An overzealous police officer. Taken from the name "Rambo" who was a highly skilled special forces veteran movie character.

Dude#1: Wow, that cop is arresting that guy for not using the crosswalk.
Dude#2: That's not just any cop. That's Policebo. Don't mess with him.

by Dwmichalakchekcneldneldi April 19, 2018

Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

by Wittypoet September 24, 2018

Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.

Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?

by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018

Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.

Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount

by TheJew2k September 25, 2019