tl;pi

Literally, "Too long; playing ingress"

Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long and you are currently playing ingress.

Such a lovely text you got there. tl;pi

by peanutbutterjeallycookie November 17, 2013

the pies

A condition resulting from investing hot sauce usually apparent hours after or the following day.

Don't use dat hot sauce on yo tacos, it'll gov you the pies. Use this one instead.

by Beefstake December 10, 2016

pied

pied, when a message you have sent is ignored

john: jed you got pied by melissa so many times last night

jed: she wasn't in a good mood

by yourmumbadboi December 13, 2016

Pi Pa

A creepy ass grandpa, the type of grandpa that doesn't care about incest and talks like a smoker. Gets mad about everything and is horny all the fucking time.

"MOM!! Pi Pa is having the cat lick milk off his dick again!!!"

by traptears February 28, 2016

Pied

Southern arcachic term meaning plaid.

The new kid wore a purple pied shirt to school.

by Arcachic Moderator December 8, 2018

protien pies

When someone eats cum out of someone else’s ass hole

Josh loves protien pies

by Wysg October 25, 2018

Pied

When you get ignored even though you know they heard you (is applicable to group chats)

*silence*
Person 1: "hey hows it going?"
Person 2:"..."
Person3: "wow you (person 1) got pied"

by Dracknid10 January 2, 2019