slippery pants

slippery pants - N. derisive term given to a promiscuous person.
see also: sloot, whoore, freak, skank, Paris Hilton's sister

Slippery pants over there will f*@& anything with a pulse.

by Hamburger H hubman July 20, 2004

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Pirate Pants

Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.

A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).

If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!

by Cap'n. Jack Sparrow July 31, 2006

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southern pines

a town in north carolina where rich old men live and play golf

That rich guy from down the street plays golf in Southern Pines.

by ladylove521378 December 15, 2008

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These arent even my pants

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention

Dude, these arent even my pants

by sixpound August 27, 2008

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eating pants

comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.

"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."

by BecksCadile December 16, 2008

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