penis pincher 

1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.

2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.

1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.

2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.

penis pincher by kickstop February 1, 2005

pinchy 

Mood made from a combination of other feelings.
Such as to be annoyed, sad, frustrated, and angry all at the same time is to be Pinchy.

Someone who is pinchy presents one or more of the following: frowns on foreheads, single word responses, silent treatment, sighs, evil glares.

A: "whats wrong?"
B: "nothing grrrrrr" >:(
A: "dont be pinchy"

pinchy by Melauren October 4, 2006

pinch a loaf 

to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....

man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.

pinch a loaf by poop<3er69 November 1, 2010

bro-pinch 

Bro-pinch:
to briefly drop in to say "Hey" via text/phone/email etc.

"Hey what's up bro-sive, just kickin down a bro-pinch...word."

bro-pinch by tuffy the bear April 5, 2009

pinching a biscuit 

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.

pinching a biscuit by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

hamburger pinwheel 

1. (n)-a sexual position where a man penetrates a woman's vagina from behind and rotates her about his penis while she defecates.

2. (n)-the resulting stain from the above-mentioned sexual act resembling hamburger pinwheel (disambiguation- food).

jim- how did eric hurt his junk?

jason- I heard he and tiffany tried the hamburger pinwheel last night.

hamburger pinwheel by dhsFoodService April 19, 2009

Russian Pincher 

When a person kicks you in the crotch, striking you between the balls, pushing them to opposing side, thus "pinching" your nuts. This is specifically a good phrase to use when a Russian woman named Olga performs the act.

Damn that Olga... She gave me the old Russian Pincher

Russian Pincher by lulzcannon January 11, 2008