Fifty-Yard Phone Call

When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".

This term also includes :

Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..

Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"

by Night Marauder August 21, 2007

Cell Phone Guido

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.

That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.

by cbag December 3, 2007

Phone Job

When your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little sexual pleasure when someone calls. Happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. Phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive sexual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.

"I was driving home and my phone went off, I let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then I was mortified when I saw that my mom just gave me a phone job."

"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."

by Drinkin' Dan January 7, 2010

Phantom Phone Syndrome

The sensation that your phone is vibrating against your leg even when it's not in your pocket.

Dude, why are you touching yourself like that?

My phone's vibrating.

Your phone is right there on the counter. You've got phantom phone syndrome.

by rashford January 21, 2009

Phine

P.H.I.N.E. - Pretty Hot In Ninja Equipment.

Dude... That's girl's PHINE!

by MooseOfDoom October 10, 2005

Phone Cuff

When you are on the phone with your boyfriend / girlfriend for hours & hours talking mostly bullshit but in a cute way because you both are enjoying eachother's company.

Friend One : What you doing girl ?

Friend Two : On the Phone With Joshua

Friend One : Phone Cuffin

Friend Two : You Already

by Firetoohisblunt March 8, 2011

cell phone

A portable cancer-causing device that works by sending deadly radiation through a person's ear.

Cellphone drivers are brain-deficient.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003