Puff The Magic Dragon

The sad little song made up for a joke by blue peter presenters who are desperate for pot.

omg, i need a high - come on kids, lets do it 1 more time;

Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea...

by Britbabe July 1, 2003

Pfff

Used to dismiss comments that are usually true, especially when the speaker can not think of a witty retort.
For idiots that can't spell pfft correctly.

pfff... of course I can spell! <which of course is bollocks>
pfff! <in response to comment about the users inability to spell>

by James Last April 28, 2006

muff puff

When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.

Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?

by Doctor Dog Tits December 29, 2009

puff a L

Puff a L. It's showed up in
a DMX song. "Puff a L" means
"Light your cigar" or "Smoke a little bit"

Puff a L.
Get that, come back with that.

by Azuma-san June 13, 2005

puff puff pass

what you do when you're smokin weed with ya dawgs

Pass the doobie down the left hand side

by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004

Penis Puff

A penis that has been stuffed to its filling point and is about to explode but cant. It is usualy purple and slightly enlarged.

Jennie:"Pull that thing out of me its getting really tight with your Penis Puff"
Jack:"sorry"

by Horatio Loctus March 16, 2007

Pluffry

A pussy squirting in many directions (more like exploding).

I was eating a jelly donut and it totally went every where like a pluffry

by MTMuG May 6, 2008