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Payton Johnson

Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!
by BrendonIsKing May 18, 2018
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Payton (boy)

Payton (The Boy) is an amazing and athletic person who gets all the girls. He is very well known for his care of people and his enjoyment of music. He is always the brightest one in the group and he stands out in many ways. He will probably be the alpha male in his friend group. He will always give off a big dick energy as they cocks can grow anywhere from 7 to 9 inches without medication for it. Payton finds and recognizes love and feels a strong connection to it. Payton is trustworthy and very loving to everyone
Me: wow i can't believe she gets to date a Payton (boy) she must be so lucky
by WholesIsWho87 September 27, 2020
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payton chester

An amazingly sweet and gentle soul who could light up a room with her smile and laugh. She deserved so much more.
by paypaypaypaypay February 21, 2021
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Payton helen murzyn

She is a very iconic person, they also love woojin so so much💖!! They are a leprechaun and love irish jigging they are so amazing. Remember to still dream🥹
Yo dawg is that Payton helen murzyn? Arent they woojins biggest simp?”
by .yongbokz May 7, 2022
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pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.
Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.
by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021
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Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy
Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"
by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008
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Payton

A DANK coochie eater who plays xbox
Smokes LOUD
dude:damn Payton ripping them joints

Girl:OMG HE'S SO HOT
by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019
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