Skip to main content
Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
mugGet the A petty reason to stop watching mug.

ms petty

a girl who makes a big deal and is sassy
by tacomunchkiner December 22, 2023
mugGet the ms petty mug.
Related Words
pethy petty Petey Petty Bitch Petey Pablo Petya pithy Pathy puthy PETH

Out-Petty

To make someone worthless and thorn.
Used in KillShot by Eminem.
Who can out-petty who?
by Mohammad Victim January 21, 2024
mugGet the Out-Petty mug.

victoria petty

the slayest cunt lady evaaaa
she’s so badass and the bestest ever
by urmomgaaaay February 2, 2024
mugGet the victoria petty mug.

Prison Petty

An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.
The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.
by Barker Girl April 6, 2024
mugGet the Prison Petty mug.

charge it to petty

sams special credit card that his mom emailed to petty and petty denies that he recieved it
god cant help you here sam and neither can all of the card or emails in the world
by PNGS October 22, 2004
mugGet the charge it to petty mug.

Fat Girl Petty

Someone who sits on their couch, abandoning their responsibilities, scrolling through social media taking screen shots and texting them to other haters.

Possibly crying while judging other people lives,
"Your so fake. and miserable, your fat girl petty. stop talking about other people and focus on your own life."
by Fakeshley September 16, 2020
mugGet the Fat Girl Petty mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email