peaniss

A posh person's penis

Your peaniss is positively spiffing

by Peaniss February 18, 2007

peanuts

A game played where both players lock fingers in a test of strength to make the other person submit by saying "peanuts"

"you wana play Peanuts?"
"Sure"
"ow ow ow ow PEANUTS!"

by Jonnyjonjonjon October 8, 2007

Peanuts

A small nut commonly sucked on, salty in taste, gets hard when hot and mushy when wet.

Suck my peanuts.

by Groovy October 21, 2003

circus peanuts

The most incredible orange marshmallow peanuts you will ever find in your lifetime.

Barry:Aw, shucks, you stole my circus peanut.

Xaviar:Whateva bitch, I do what I want. I will shove these circus peanuts in my mouth and die of pure happiness.

by Lil Khakis March 15, 2009

Peanut Butter Jelly

the single greatest sandwich of all time

"Make me some pb&j, bitch"

by jabari May 25, 2003

Peanut

A mentally retarted person.

"I think Snookie might be a peanut."

by elusivite December 14, 2011

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Two best friends who are really close!

We are so closer Peanut Butter and Jelly are jealous!

by dynamitebrianna October 5, 2009