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William Perry Pendley 

“William Perry Pendley”:

1) When the hot stinking poop inside you of changes course and instead of coming coming out your bum it redirects to fill the cavity in your head where a brain should be and then spews out of your mouth

2) To let down all of humanity
Quickly please someone bring a large amount of heated aged dick cheese in here to make it smell better because someone (Trump) just took a William Perry Pendley up in here!
William Perry Pendley by EPARAPE October 28, 2019

Fuck the penaltys 

When u scream Terry into a text bar the ghost of said person rises like a Phoenix to fuck the OENALTYS and lead the kracken to victory. Must have 3 water energy cards and trella has to be present for sweet Terry guy.

More active if Colorado is the oppenent.
FUCK THE OENALTYS TERRYS GHOST WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY

Q:HAVE U HAD YOUR FILL OF TERRY TODAY?

A: NO BUT I DID FUCK THE PENALTYS.

Social Death Penalty 

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.
A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.

brian and penelope 

Best couple in history. If you see a couple with the names Brian and Penelope, they are the happiest, most loving and caring couple in the world! Brian would do anything to make his Penelope happy. And Penelope would do the same for her Brian. Whenever you see this couple in person, they are very attached to each other; and do not take their eyes off each other. No arguing goes on between this couple, as they are very understanding and very respectful to one another WITHOUT being judgmental.

If you want to be like Brian and Penelope, dont be toxic. And follow what is right in a relationship.

Brian and Penelope are for life
person 1: Yo you seen Brian and Penelope? They seem so happy together!

person 2: Well duh, its BRIAN and PENELOPE, they cant get enough of each other!

person 1: dawg.. I wish I had it like them frfr
brian and penelope by kirbystaxx November 20, 2023

Elsa and Penel 

The best two man to have ever existed… Shout out James and Fergus (and Rufus and Magnus)
The Elsa and Penel two man was so fire!

The death penalty

Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.
Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."
The death penalty by Hym Iam November 4, 2025