krabby patty

refers to disease-ridden female gentalia

Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!

by Nooch333 March 2, 2007

Patty Melt

When a fat girl queefs in your face.

I was cleaning pussy juice off my face after that Buffarilla gave me a patty melt.

by Sameolde July 8, 2016

smack patty

1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.

2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.

I love banging her hot little smack patty.

She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.

by pie master August 12, 2006

little pansy

a football player from high school, wears letterman jackets and pisses me off.

me:"what sport you play you little pansy?"

him:"i play football...."

me: "I DONT CARE!"

by theoch January 21, 2008

tasty pasty

when you antique your taint with flour, then you do some activity to get the flour "pasty" with sweat. Then you scrape off the flour and throw it in someones face.

I gave my buddy Jesse a tasty Pasty

by Eric and Jesse March 12, 2008

fat patty

English teachers stanky crotch.

My english teacher likes to touch her fat patty in class.

by SarJu April 4, 2003

Pats

1.N) Type of candy, always sweet and "OUT OF THIS WORLD", named after patricia herself. Best flavors are strawberry and fried chicken

Those pats are delicious!

by StrawberryPatslover17 March 4, 2009