Granny Paradise

A wonderful land where grannys roam. Love em'.

-Where are you going this weekend?
-Well I wanna have fun, so.. probably Granny Paradise.

by AlPal March 14, 2007

Paris Hilton Syndrome

Where everything affected begins to resemble rat-like properties.

I looked like a rat from a dirty gutter when I woke up this morning, but then I found out I had the Paris Hilton Syndrome.

by Kaleur August 14, 2009

Paris

A girl who is so swagged out in designer labels; most people can't even handle it. She is world-travelled and has famous friends in every country. She is gorgeous, talented, and is well affiliated with gang members on both sides. She is always stoned and rolls joints with customized hot pink zig-zags. She owns 5 foreign cars and has hooked up with every rapper in the game. She is rarely seen without her trademark Chanel sunglasses on, even when it is raining or snowing out. Many people (mainly basic bitches) think she is a "stupid, immature bitch" because she has more money (and swag) than they can comprehend, but she is a very down to earth girl who would do anything for her wealthy, good-looking family and exotic best friends who are also swagged out beyond belief. She is a huge druggie, but lately prefers oxy’s and cocaine the most, and supplies adderall to Justin Bieber. She has been charged with 13 DUI’s within the past week and has been a full-blown alcoholic since the age of eleven. She is tall and skinny and only speaks in swag dialect, so many people do not understand a word she says, but those people generally are not relevant to her life anyway. A Paris typically has a lot of haters, but she has a brick of swag (and cocaine) for every ounce of their jealousy and could not give two fucks about them or their sober lifestyles. If you know someone just like this, chances are her name is Paris.

Check out that that tall bitch standing at the bar next to Lindsay Lohan wearing the new Versace Pythons, I bet her name is Paris

or

Dude I saw the hottest girl speeding down Sunset Blvd. today in a black Bugatti Veyron blasting the new Hustle Hard remix with Lil Wayne riding in shotgun, her name must have been Paris

or

Wow that girl that just went through customs set off the metal detectors with her swag, her name has to be Paris

by YoungHOV9737 October 22, 2011

a paris

someone who is slutty

omg, look at that paris!

by hilton5693 April 16, 2006

Dirty Paradise

A Dirty Paradise is when, after a night of sex, you pee on the fridge and you leave before your partner wakes up.

Jo did a dirty paradise to Tony !

by fourtwenty420 January 28, 2009

Shade (Kaiju Paradise)

Shade (Kaiju Paradise) Is A Gootraxian From Kaiju Paradise, If The Name Is Not Very Obvious. Shade Wears Some Shades

(If Anything, The Shades Don't Make You Look Cool, They Just Make You Shade (Kaiju Paradise), And Wearing The Glowing Shades Just Make No Difference Beside You Glow)

P1: Hey These Shade Look Cool
P2: Don't Wear Them Make You Shade (Kaiju Paradise)
P1: Ok

by Random Person On UD April 12, 2022

Paris

Small town in Northwest Tennessee known for its yearly observance of a pagan festival in April to honor the great Catfish god. They hold a parade, carnival and rodeo to appease the great Catfish god so he does not cause Kentucky Lake to flood the area and wash away the local Wal-Mart. (A fiberglass idol of the great Catfish can be seen on the town's sign at the intersection of Tyson Avenue and Mineral Wells Avenue.)

Hey Cletus! Let's go to Paris, Tennessee this April for the Fish Fry!

by incadinkado March 14, 2009