Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

Paper Town

Grand Forks, ND

“Grand Forks is such a paper town”

by laurenco July 20, 2019

Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

by Jackieboy17 July 12, 2017

Toilet paper

Something no one has in this Covid-19 pandemic

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020

by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020

Cutting paper

A synonym for lesbians scissoring aka vag to vag contact.

Man, those lesbians really look like they just got done cutting paper.

by Z2986 November 27, 2016

toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.

by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021

Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs

Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.

by Kuandkjnsljc February 14, 2019