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Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
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Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.
He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
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Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.
you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.
by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019
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Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.
Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.
by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020
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past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.
Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid
by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017
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Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs
Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.
by Kuandkjnsljc February 14, 2019
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Magic Paper

referring to acid-infused blotter paper/tabs of acid (LSD)
Hey can you hook me up with some magic paper?
by Raco_ February 9, 2023
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