Oralstration

the act of performing oral sex with oneself, such as masturbation

He got his lower ribs removed so he could do oralstration

by Jman_13 November 1, 2011

Orally Unsatisfying

The opposite of orally satisfying; something that is not very nice to taste, etc.

Dom: My hot chocolate is very orally satisfying, how is your mocha Mat?
Mat: My mocha just tastes like coffee, and not a mocha. It is orally unsatisfying.

by Shakeyzbbq September 9, 2011

Oral therapy

If bae says you need some oral therapy, that shit is going to get real

- I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit
- You just need some oral therapy!

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by ThatAshe May 8, 2016

Oral Turgidity

Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.

Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

by ilookmarvlus September 24, 2019

surprise oral

When you whip out the dick and and shove it inside someones mouth without their consent.

Hey, did you know that when my Girl was sleeping i gave her some surprise oral

by Blibbyreal July 29, 2017

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

by big shaft October 23, 2019

oral birth

A band.

Oral birth has a weard cover.

by john done August 13, 2003