"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"
by TornadoGordo February 8, 2018
Get the onion on my beltmug. A small slice of onion kept in the breast pocket used to let supreme overlord Kim Jong Un cry whenever necessary.
"Wasn't it so sad seeing Kim Jong Un cry at his brother's funeral?"
"Nah, he was using the Kim Jong Onion"
"Nah, he was using the Kim Jong Onion"
by Fucking kill yourself January 11, 2017
Get the kim jong onionmug. Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.
by Maxwell Haus September 29, 2018
Get the Onion Shit Bucketmug. PERSON 1 “How come you know about my new job at McDonald's?”
PERSON 2 “I make it my business to know what's going on.”
PERSON 1 “Wow, you really do know your onions.”
PERSON 2 “I make it my business to know what's going on.”
PERSON 1 “Wow, you really do know your onions.”
by C L G July 4, 2021
Get the Know Your Onionsmug. by Shrek the mighty ogre January 18, 2017
Get the Onion love saucemug. by YeatThatBih September 15, 2021
Get the 6 piece onionmug. by BigBoySatisfactory January 30, 2018
Get the french onion bagelmug.