Taking the Piss

If your taking the piss it means you are being sarcastic about something but in a serious tone of voice
Friend 1: God look in the mirror ugly

Friend 2: Whatttt?? ;(

Friend 1: Haha, only joking. I'm just taking the piss ;)
by EbbyMc_03 May 16, 2016
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Take care

A nice and deceiving way of telling someone to ultimately fuck off!
by PlumCrazy0408 September 26, 2014
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smoke take

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 27, 2011
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taking a slash

Act of urinating, or taking a slash after many beers with your mates
Man 1 "hey iv had to many beers, i need to take slash"
Man 2 "pussy broke the seal now hes taking a slash
by ss123 February 11, 2014
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taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)
I was taking it to the dump last night
by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015
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Taking a Sit

When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'
Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick

Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit
by RIPSHITnBUST June 28, 2011
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take a wazzard

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."
by H8TECH December 23, 2009
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