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Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.
Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ Any man would be so luchy to have you๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ Thank you for sharing! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Have๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘great ๐Ÿ‘weekend ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"
by birthad November 9, 2018
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walmart eyes

I was talking to Jay, and his wife Dawn did not like what I said, she showcased her Walmart Eyes.
by Breadstickhands December 4, 2020
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Eye hungry

When you go out to eat then look at the menu and come to a realization that you are hungry but order more food than you can actually eat.

As if your eyes were your mouth and they see all the food options and you want all the food but know you can't eat all the food.
"You shouldn't get that extra entree, you're just eye hungry"
"I think I'm eye hungry so I'm not going to get those nuggets"
by roobieboobie September 14, 2017
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eye-looky

When the eyes of two people, of the opposite sex, meet and linger on each other for a period of time. Only implying a certain amount of attraction. Eventually your eyes will drift apart but only to be caught gazing at each other only moments later. Some eye-looky sessions only last minuets or even seconds, but in other cases, eye-looky could go on for hours. Either way, the eye-looky attraction happened, and you know it, because the feeling is indescribable.
girl: "hey, did you see my boy and i playing eye-looky in the hall today?"
girl's best friend: "duh. how could i have missed it, you two were going at it for like 5 minuets."
by calleyanne January 1, 2009
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playstation eyes

An umbrella term for eye conditions resulting from excessive gaming sessions. The main symptom of Playstation Eyes is the sensation that one's eye balls are about to fall out. Early warning signs of Playstation Eyes include a zombified, vacant expression, a rapid reddening of the eyes and above all, a severe dryness, as though Bear Grylls has quaffed on your Vitreous gel.
I'm sorry old chap, but I am going to have to call a halt to the COD session - I can feel the onset of Playstation Eyes.
by F.Sharkey December 21, 2015
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Robo eyes

Wide, dazed appearance of the eyes after ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan (sometimes called Robotripping, Skittling, dexing, etc.), a cough suppressant found in most cough medicines.
I took some Robo a few hours ago, and now I've got Robo eyes.
by thexshattered February 28, 2010
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Eye bath

When you see something that causes you to to recoil and you wish to remove that sight from your eyes.
"I had to take an eye bath after seeing Steve Harvey's 300 pound bodyguard oiled up in just his undies."


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by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009
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