When a female has a glass and things get too wild and result in a broken dick, she sucks the blood off ferociously like it's her last chance at a blow pop contest while several guys ejaculate on her face as she squirts in the sand.
by BeachBallz March 27, 2019
The best friend in the world. She will always be there for you when times get hard. Kai-lin always has a tough time mentally-emotionaly, but she doesn’t let it affect how she treats others in anyway. She is the most artsy girl you could ever meet and will take any chance she can to put on a fascinating show. If you get the chance to be a part of Kai-Lin’s life you need to make sure you stick with her because she’s a good one. P.S she is very beautiful and has the most amazing eyes
Kai-lin helped me yesterday, I was feeling down and she just got up and starting singing! It made me feel better so then she talked through it with me and understood me. Definitely a good choice to be her friend!
by Ground Hog Master May 24, 2019
One of the naturally most enlightened beings you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.
They usually dress in a very original way, reminiscent of their particular and well-thought out take on the world. They have the wise essence of a dozen Tibetan monks, the style of a alternative-goth on acid, and carry themselves proudly with little care for those too narrow-minded to admire the effort in his sophisticated style.
They know how to appreciate good food and you can trust them to give you the biggest foodgasm (sometimes accompanied with a food coma) you’ve ever had in your little existence.
They will make your life a lot more whole. Stick around and try to give back to them however much you can .
They usually dress in a very original way, reminiscent of their particular and well-thought out take on the world. They have the wise essence of a dozen Tibetan monks, the style of a alternative-goth on acid, and carry themselves proudly with little care for those too narrow-minded to admire the effort in his sophisticated style.
They know how to appreciate good food and you can trust them to give you the biggest foodgasm (sometimes accompanied with a food coma) you’ve ever had in your little existence.
They will make your life a lot more whole. Stick around and try to give back to them however much you can .
Guy #1: Wow did you look at this guy? His aura screams big dick energy. And his necklaces? Straight out of Mad Max!
Guy #2: Right?! This dude is wearing a long dark pancho with those shiny as fuck Dr. Martens… and no high socks?!
Guy #3: Dude I bet i can dress like that, or even better.
Guy #1 and #2: CANNOT SIA
Guy #3: Why the fuck can I not?
Guy #1 and #2: Because you’re not a Shao Kai!
Guy #2: Right?! This dude is wearing a long dark pancho with those shiny as fuck Dr. Martens… and no high socks?!
Guy #3: Dude I bet i can dress like that, or even better.
Guy #1 and #2: CANNOT SIA
Guy #3: Why the fuck can I not?
Guy #1 and #2: Because you’re not a Shao Kai!
by FoxesEtThé November 24, 2021
A person who is pretty hairy, slit eyed and frugal in everything. He loves to rush for free stuff and refuse to pay a single cent.
Don’t be a kai yan!
by Kaiyanisajew January 04, 2018
by awp=] April 04, 2010
The abbreviated name refers to the incredibly talented Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and comes in handy when you're in a pinch and can't quite find the energy to say eight syllables...We've got it right down to four!! Talk about convenience!
Did you see M-Kay and A on the VMA's last night? Those matching outfits were terrible, Gag me with a spoon!!!
by EM SIZZLE August 27, 2005
Kai Jie... Ahh... Kai Jies are usually a pain in the crack and most likely try to get attention in school or work. Their friends are mostly Asian or ghosts ( Has no friends ). They probably watch kid show like Peppa Pig, Thomas the Tank engine and more, even though they are older then the expected age. Kai Jies just suck.
Person A : Hey, man do you have any weirdos in your class? 'Cause I do, his name is---
Person B: Lemme guess, is it a Kai Jie?
Person A: Correct, my dude!
Person B: Lemme guess, is it a Kai Jie?
Person A: Correct, my dude!
by AnAlfie August 18, 2018