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Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
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jarring

fuck me eliza is so jarring
by 12398654 December 8, 2021
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jar jars

Common word for the female milk providers - breasts.
"Fuck, man, yesterday I almost got knocked out by this eagleby chicks jar jar's when she turned around."
by Midge March 30, 2004
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jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama
jarred beat me up then took my bitch
by justin911 December 20, 2022
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