To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021
Get the Old Jazzmug. is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.
by golden corrral February 10, 2019
Get the Old Nutmug. Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"
ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"
Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."
Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"
ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"
Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."
Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"
by bitchincamaroXD November 26, 2010
Get the the old tie-inmug. An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.
by BlackTie12 February 21, 2020
Get the Old Churchmug. by Fat Pat Lad August 26, 2013
Get the Old tricksmug. by Low-Key bruh September 5, 2023
Get the Old ironmug. There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...
Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
by Jimbo Creamer July 25, 2010
Get the old bagmug.