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deuce-slayer

Brent fucked her! Damn,he's a deuce-slayer!!
by dustind June 27, 2007
mugGet the deuce-slayermug.

Deuce the kicker

When, in role-play, the one assuming the role of "the Dick" will defecate upon the recipient "the kicker", showing them that they have done incorrectly performed within the confines of the role-play. This is a very effective form of sensual punishment within the bedroom.
Dude, my gimp was acting up last night, so I totally had to deuce the kicker!
by Angreesloth November 28, 2011
mugGet the Deuce the kickermug.

dub deuces

22"s fo sho!!!!
a dub is a 20 and deuce is two
I jus' traded up my dubs for some dub-deuces
by Vankouver June 8, 2004
mugGet the dub deucesmug.

Deuce and a Quarter

A classic Buick Electra equipped with the legendary 225ci v6.
Hey man did you see Dave's new deuce and a quarter?

No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?
by 3decadestoolate July 18, 2012
mugGet the Deuce and a Quartermug.

chunkin deuce

a term used when someone has extreme diarrhea and it exits the body at a really high rate.
Hey man where the hell did Steve go?
Man that nigga is chunkin deuce, like a mf.
by jew c tuatte March 15, 2009
mugGet the chunkin deucemug.

Deuce

A raging, sexaholic pilot. Termed for the craving of sticking it in "slot deuce."
That Deuce just rocked my world.
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
mugGet the Deucemug.

deuce

verb
To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.

Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
Time: 1:15
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar

Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."

Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
by jmiller September 7, 2006
mugGet the deucemug.

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