Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.

Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."

by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018

Muddy Bush

When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"

that bitch has a muddy bush...

by Dr. Show March 13, 2009

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.

"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"

by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019

Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire

Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work

by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025

Muddies

A group of organisationally affiliated individuals who amalgamate to drink their lives away to suppress the guilt knowing that they leverage one high achievers study to allow them to pass their exams.

Hey Vinny, I heard Jeavs as spiritual representative of the Muddies put the Corps on the dry! Get it up ya, Darbo!

by Spanner’s Soggy Sayos September 14, 2018

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017