mount everest

the most everest mountain ever in the big wide world it has a trillion metres and 3 emmys

me: alexa what mountain is big
alexa: go fuckk yourslef
me: pleaes
axle: mount everest it has a lot of up

by weezerfan117 November 19, 2022

The Mounts

Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.

The Mounts be Semper Sometimes.

by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

watr botel

Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022

Mount view high school

Everyone wants to be a natural blonde and the year 7s have already skipped half the year

Mount view high school 😟

by I love pussy pussy marijuana April 10, 2022

Mount St. Mary

A small private school in Okc, Oklahoma. It’s full of pedophiles & and rapists. No wonder why they were on the news for being the sickest school in Okc. The people there think they’re all that and think they’re the best but in reality they’re just a bunch of pathetic kids who think they’ll go somewhere in life. Most of the teachers are even worse. A teacher would put his hands in his pants and another was looking at girls on his computer. Don’t go to this school if you don’t want to get raped or sexually harassed. Oh and their sports actually suck ass compared to other school ur they still think they’re the best.

Stay clear from Mount St. Mary kids!

by joh1234A April 12, 2022

Mount Saint Joseph Academy

A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.

Jessica goes to Mount Saint Joseph Academy

by Crazy738 March 9, 2022

Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.

Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.

by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022