Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by June 19, 2023

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

fanny mop

A male with a beard

I wouldn't mind his fanny mop on me

by Don'tforgetyourdreams February 28, 2015

Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles

She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018

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.Hey bro, i'm bored 😥
You should search up 123456789000-=asdfghjkl;'xvczbnm,./ mop ! 😊
I should, Thanks! 🥰🥰

If you search up 123456789000-=asdfghjkl;'xvczbnm,./mop , you are truly bored and found the combination that makes people brain dead.

by true_facts0 February 19, 2024

raw mops

Dutch for 'pickled herring' in a jar

"Do you have any raw mops?" said the customer in the Seafood Department

by radioman33 September 21, 2009

Mopping bathrooms

To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole

Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole

by Throwntothewind December 24, 2023