Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine

I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.

by Mooch man May 18, 2019

Mooch

A person who drives slowly.

“That woman is a mooch”

by Maggerzhasjaggerz June 4, 2019

Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 10, 2019

Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.

Dude, her mooch STANK!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

Moosh

Someone who was killed by they’re own father

Yeah, his dad killed him after that night. Guess he’s the new moosh

by Classyorphan12 October 3, 2019

Mooch

A group of wooks

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.

by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019

Moosh

When someone says something relatable, right or you agree with them

Franc:That girl over there is so ugly
Paul:Moosh

by Frezo November 16, 2019