Morning Person

A supernatural being that can get up as early as they want and still be able to be productive

Jane: i think John is a morning person
Gale: he is really productive in the morning, I think you’re right.

Morning Person by Some random person or somethin November 20, 2017

Christmas Morning Effect 

when someone is highly anticipating something that is to occur the next morning; but to reach that morning they first must sleep through the night, resulting in their waking several hours earlier than normal. sometimes trouble falling asleep out of excitement is associated with this effect.

often experienced by children on christmas morning, teenagers on hopeful snow days, and adult males the night before their hot date with the girl in 6c.

Facebook Status:

5:11 AM - WOOOOOO NO SCHOOL BITCHES!!!!

5:14 AM - why you up so early bro?

5:16 AM - why YOU up so early bro? it's the christmas morning effect! comin over later? mad black ops all day?

Christmas Morning Effect by jimmpage44 April 19, 2011

[Cold] [Sunday] [Morning] 

The act of ejaculating over the body of a female on a saturday night, then stripping her of her clothes, cash, and phone, and finally throwing her out the door.

Bill takes a girl home on saturday night, Screws her and cums all over her naked body. Then he throws her out the front door.She will most definaely be having a "Cold Sunday Morning"!

[Cold] [Sunday] [Morning] by jizzyd101 January 29, 2009

morning wood 

when a guy wakes up with a boner..

i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..

morning wood by meep meep December 28, 2005

Early Morning Dip 

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

Early Morning Dip by Darren and "M" - Bledzin July 20, 2006

morning wood 

a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

morning wood by kilometeros July 7, 2008

morning dew 

Occurs when a female wakes up with a subtle moistness in and around her vaginal region; considered the female equivalent to morning wood.

After yearning for vaginal penetration Julia awakens with a fresh case of morning dew.

Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.

morning dew by Juliadew September 14, 2010