Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.
by JOHN February 10, 2004
Get the pumpkin monstermug. by RhapsodyEternal November 16, 2007
Get the muffin monstermug. by frosty8 June 24, 2008
Get the ass monstermug. an excessively hairy female vagina
by Heywood Jablowme November 3, 2003
Get the Monster Boxmug. A once normal whore, or prostitute, who has been converted into some sort of monster either via a zombie attack, vampire embracing, or some other sort of incident that would result in the changing of a human being into the aforementioned monster.
Friend 1: "Holy shit, dude! Run! There are whore monsters everywhere!"
Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"
Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"
Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"
Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!
Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"
Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"
Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"
Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!
by Erroneous2u June 7, 2011
Get the Whore Monstermug. Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!
Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!
Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?
*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?
*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
by gerryforreals October 29, 2009
Get the Heyman monstermug. the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008
Get the tit monstermug.