Mongofuck

The best insult ever! Usually screamed when towel whipped by a fat boy.

Darren whips Alex
Alex: What the Fuck! You MONGOFUCK!!!!!
Darren: What the hell does that even mean?
Laughs all round

by Reiss Anderson January 17, 2009

minnow

A cat that looks like a doormat when it lays down.

Wipe your feet on minnow.

by vmanisme June 28, 2012

Mongolian drinking fountain

while in the heat of passion you flip your lover upside down and begin to piss in her pussy and subsequently drink from it like a cat

i have such a bad taste in my mouth because me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian drinking fountain

by tbunce May 6, 2008

lady smith black monboso

a different word for vagina

" if u take steroids its going to go to and balls and than there going to invert themselves into ur own lady smith black monboso"

by pakiman-lalala January 23, 2009

Mongo

Any discarded object which is retrieved and found interesting anew.

I can't believe we found that mongo painting in the thrift shop, it will be just perfect in our livingroom!

by ward freeman March 8, 2005

Mondo - Bitch

Frank Pendl, Rocky Point.

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

mondo

Crap make of football, usually a penny floater, not disimilar from a tango adidas ball

dude i aint playin with that 'kin mondo crap, its not even round bro

by G-Pac July 1, 2005