eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

Happy Meal

A girl that is petite but brings so much joy when having sex

Damn girl you a happy meal

by pdx_chris_50 August 26, 2019

Crappy meal

When you happy meal from McDonald's doesn't come with a toy

SHIT, MOM, THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN CRAPPY MEAL!!! WANT MY HAPPPYYYYY MEALLLLLLLLL

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

bro meal

A food feast that you have with your bros when you feel like something's missing in your life. Best served with steak and extra testosterone.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I'm not feeling too good.
Bro 2: I know what you need. You need a bro meal.
Bro 1: You read my mind.

by frgztr June 7, 2022

A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job

He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022

death row meal

Your favorite meal of all time. What you would choose as your last meal while on death row before being executed.

My death row meal is a shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, 2” thick medium rare ribeye with bleu cheese and asparagus, and a slice of cheese cake.

by Jbk19 August 25, 2022

Mega Meals Wednesday

n A weekly event occuring at Chapman Steps, whereby a large "Mega Meals" is cooked up by the weekly chef. Often frequented by hordes of women, this event makes the residents of Chapman Steps immensely popular with the ladies.

Hey dude, you going to MEGA MEALS WEDNESDAY this week? Don't forget to bring mucho booze!

by Stu June 9, 2004