Although, pronounced really as Master Bation, is a suffering of bating who becomes their master. By masturbation, will cast away that tormenting spirit that haunts within their minds. Towards a more well suited ruler to bless their soul once their handy work has endured. Of course, that tormenting spirit finds this as an exciting game to play, so torments constantly non-stop and continually making the masturbation go on and on.
Ben liked having a quick bash of his bishop, only things turned slightly awkward. A tormenting spirit saw this masturbation go on, and realising how the mind his satisfies was not as he prefered. Within bens mind this spirit kept reminding him, by saying 'you're me' non-stop, of the master he has upon his head. So at several intervals, all day and all week, till he rubbed sore, masterbated till his mind was at peace and had the master he wished for.
by Long Johns October 24, 2014
Get the Masturbation mug.The act of 'touching' oneself in order to feel 'pleasure'. Something only done by the very lonely and desperate. One of the least attractive things one can possibly do.
Guy: Hey. I tried to work on my masturbation problem.... I couldn't resist the urges.
Girl: -gags and resists puking- ehhhhh.... you must be so lonely. No wonder you can't get a friggin girlfriend.
Guy: Dammit
Girl: -gags and resists puking- ehhhhh.... you must be so lonely. No wonder you can't get a friggin girlfriend.
Guy: Dammit
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Get the Pitcher Masturbation mug.A common term for excessive masturbation in one sitting, resulting in the penis becoming thickly calloused and shaped like a half used colgate tube. The activity is also used as a motivational/teamwork exercise in some lines of work... i.e. Computer programming and I.T.
-"Hey man, did you go to the seminar yesterday on profuse masturbation?"
-"I couldn't make it in to the office, so I just set up a laptop and used the WiFi in Starbucks."
-"I couldn't make it in to the office, so I just set up a laptop and used the WiFi in Starbucks."
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called masturbation to make him pleasure himself and feel what
it will be like to have sex
called masturbation to make him pleasure himself and feel what
it will be like to have sex
by chin345 December 4, 2007
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This intriguing phenomenon may also occur if she looks like a fish and smells like one too!
This intriguing phenomenon may also occur if she looks like a fish and smells like one too!
Me: Shit man! That cunt faced bitch was such a gimp! Felt like masturbation last night!
My friend: Duude! Kill her I say!
My friend: Duude! Kill her I say!
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