titical mass

The point at which the surgical enhancement of a ladies fun bags ceases to look at all attractive and just appears freakish and downright scary. A certain kind of porn star will deliberately aim for this look.

(as seen in Reddit comments) ...like water balloons about to pop... she's at titical mass! I certainly wouldn't go anywhere near those things without eye protection!

by BewareOfTheBadger December 24, 2020

biological weapon of mass dickstruction

A female foreign undercover spy that has devastating STDs and is spreading those diseases in a foreign adversary’s country by being a big whore, slut, or honey trap. State sponsored prostitutes with sexual transmitted biological diseases and infections that can be naturally occurring or gain of function manufactured diseases from the lab that are sexually transmitted.

Fang Fang is a state sponsored prostitute and is used as a biological weapon of mass dickstruction against the host countries senators.

by Dick bomb April 29, 2023

Mass Debater

A person who can debate well with/in front of a large crowd in order to reach a solution. This is sometimes confused with a Master Baiter (a person who is good at attracting crowds with a topic/object of interest)

The mass debater came to finish the discussion.

by anonymous August 11, 2024

mass-snapaphobia

the fear of unintentionally mass snapping a large group chat

My friend now has a case mass-snapaphobia after doing a mass snap and accidentally sending a thirst trap selfie to the Sig Ep x Pi Phi group chat.

by larry cork November 2, 2023

mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

Mass

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.

Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.

by Eliyahu March 30, 2012

MASS MAURADERS

1-When a big group /mass of people try and move in one way

2-When your taking a big long shit is also a mass maurader

3- When you mass text as in send multiple txt to a single individual

1.Let's just "MASS MAURADERS"
the party
2.Dude i just took the biggest "MASS MAURADERS"
3. Dude she didnt message me back ...."MASS MAURADERS"
the bitch

by china B December 13, 2010