When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.
Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.
Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.
by OrbThesela January 8, 2009
Get the straw marriagemug. I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.
by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023
Get the Gay Marriagemug. Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
Get the Halal marriagemug. Spouse's great-grandnibling's husband.
My great-grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-grandnephew-by-marriage-in-lawmug. A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
Get the Todd Howard Marriagemug. In this "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" article, she says he flirts too much, and he says she's overly jealous.
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023
Get the Can This Marriage Be Saved?mug. Spouse's great-grandnibling.
My great-grandnibling-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-grandnibling-by-marriagemug.